Shipping policy
Free Shipping
- FREE SHIPPING on US orders over $75! Because good things (and free shipping) come to those who add one more item to cart.
Order Processing
Orders are typically processed within 2-5 business days once placed. During peak periods, things might take a little longer, even chaos needs time to get organized.
Shipping & Delivery
Once your order ships, delivery usually takes 3-5 business days, depending on your location and the shipping method you picked at checkout.
Order Updates
You'll get tracking info the moment your order ships, so you can obsessively refresh the page like the rest of us.
Secure Checkout
All payments run through a secure, encrypted checkout, your card info is safer than your secrets are with your cat.
Delivery times are estimates, not promises carved in stone. Carrier delays, weather, and general chaos outside our control can bump things around a bit.